Me "Josh, when are you going to put your clean clothes away?"
Husband "um. I don't know. Sometime before my next birthday"
Husband (with a big grin) "Thank you for that reaction. I love you"
and the clothes are still not put away.....
Husband "Your feet are inhumanly cold!!"
2 weeks later......Husband "I ordered a temperature gage on Amazon"
Me "Oh? What for?"
Husband "Your feet. To prove to you that they are as cold as ice!"
Life with this man is rarely boring,
and he was right about my feet.