I should know by now. It is quite ridiculous honestly. I should know by now not to let anyone with straight hair and any kind of sharp object anywhere NEAR my very curly head. But no, they tell me "oh I know what I'm doing! I cut curly hair ALL the time. Don't worry!" and I succumb only to regret it deeply for a VERY long time. Ugh.
From your very sorry wife who didn't listen to you when you told her when she went to the salon with all her friends to not to let the stylist do ANYTHING with scissors and now has unflattering shirley temple locks.
P.S. Dear Husband, I promise to grow my hair out to a very, VERY long length from now on.
Really, I mean it this time.